ZAPNotes

It's the return of Comedy White! Welcome back, Comedy White. Miley's one-figered right hand is kinda creepy. Is that the secret weapon? Her deformity? Also, Miley's pelvis couldn't be any more tucked if she was folded and placed in a suitcase. Yes, that wasn't design snark, that was posture snark.

From NFL.com's Seahawks/Cardinals game page:

Who is that uncredited dude stiffly walking away from that explosion? Is this a new Terminator film? How do you not put Sigourney Weaver in your poster?

As a baker (intimate knowledge of butter wrappers) and a designer (intimate knowledge of printing technologies) I have yet to see sticks of butter with sides that perfectly flat, or wax paper that can be printed at what looks like about 600dpi with perfect color registration. This would have been so much color either without the insets, or if the insets looked like they'd been printed in one color with a coarse screen. Better yet, the heads would all be carved out of butter, since that's what the damn movie's about.

The only way that is JGL's head attached to that body is if: His neck is the longest neck ever recorded. His neck also includes at least 4 heavy duty VESA-certified pivot joints.

Based on this poster, I'm thinking what Butler really wants is Quaid. Brokeback Mondrian?