Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Poster Review: Butter


As a baker (intimate knowledge of butter wrappers) and a designer (intimate knowledge of printing technologies) I have yet to see sticks of butter with sides that perfectly flat, or wax paper that can be printed at what looks like about 600dpi with perfect color registration.

This would have been so much color either without the insets, or if the insets looked like they'd been printed in one color with a coarse screen. Better yet, the heads would all be carved out of butter, since that's what the damn movie's about.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Poster Review: Premium Rush

The only way that is JGL's head attached to that body is if:

  1. His neck is the longest neck ever recorded.
  2. His neck also includes at least 4 heavy duty VESA-certified pivot joints.

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Poster Review: Playing for Keeps

Based on this poster, I'm thinking what Butler really wants is Quaid. Brokeback Mondrian?