Anyone can do it!
Just keep in mind to never use your source's name, and always play up a celebrity's reaction to something using the following words:
Blast
Slam
Fuming
Here's an example:
Use them in combination!:
That's right, kiddies. Anyone can write a gossip column. And with the internet, anyone can publish it, too!
p.s. Don't forget to put a salacious slant on everything. And blow things out of proportion, too. In fact, you may want to change your middle name to that.
Just keep in mind to never use your source's name, and always play up a celebrity's reaction to something using the following words:
Blast
Slam
Fuming
Here's an example:
"Latigo Flint blasted reports that his guns do not actually fire live ammunition."
Use them in combination!:
"Gil slammed fellow carnie Sal's insinuation that he got a bit too personal with a badger. "It was cold and he wasn't even there!" the one-eyed Whack 'em Cats operator fumed."
That's right, kiddies. Anyone can write a gossip column. And with the internet, anyone can publish it, too!
p.s. Don't forget to put a salacious slant on everything. And blow things out of proportion, too. In fact, you may want to change your middle name to that.
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