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Somedays

Somedays you get 0.2 metric tons worth of work dumped on you. With a tight deadline, because the client took a week and a half to get back to you. On these days you curse the client, your AE and everyone's respective parents. You start to get a little stressed.

Then you realize that about half your working time will involve going through photography of Jessica Alba and suddenly you don't mind.

So much.

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Bastard, that's all I have to say. Fargin bastard
Zach Pennington said…
Remember to bow at the waist when you say that. Keep the back stiff.
Latigo Flint said…
Focus group? You likey assemble focus group?

Hell, I'll fill out one survey personally and my genitals are good for at least three more.
blog you commie bastard.
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