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Somedays

Somedays you get 0.2 metric tons worth of work dumped on you. With a tight deadline, because the client took a week and a half to get back to you. On these days you curse the client, your AE and everyone's respective parents. You start to get a little stressed.

Then you realize that about half your working time will involve going through photography of Jessica Alba and suddenly you don't mind.

So much.

Comments

A Concerned Citizen said…
Bastard, that's all I have to say. Fargin bastard
10:20 AM
Zach Pennington said…
Remember to bow at the waist when you say that. Keep the back stiff.
12:11 PM
Latigo Flint said…
Focus group? You likey assemble focus group?

Hell, I'll fill out one survey personally and my genitals are good for at least three more.
11:42 PM
A Concerned Citizen said…
blog you commie bastard.
1:55 PM
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