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I Knew I Had A Lot Of Garbage...

...but I didn't realize that I had this much. I hope I find a good home for all of it.

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Latigo Flint said…
I'll pay five bucks to come over and roll around naked on the pile for a minute or two.
10:16 PM
R. MacKay said…
... wow.

hell can freeze over.

i don't know if that's freeing or very, very frightening....
1:43 AM
Zach Pennington said…
Well, when the third and fourth releases progressively live down to the band's name, it kind of takes the life out of even the most ardent fanbois.

Ah, to be back in 1996...
5:10 PM
Anonymous said…
Wow, that is quite a collection. I still have my pink Garbage t-shirt that you gave me about 10 years ago, remember that? You could always try opening the bid to Australia(unless shipping there would be too inconvenient) because they were still really popular when I was there this summer.
-Q.
12:19 AM
Anonymous said…
Ok scratch that last part since now that I checked ebay again I see that you successfully sold it already, well done.
-Q.
12:24 AM
Zach Pennington said…
Yes, it sold. I'm trying to think about how much it would have sold for 7 years ago.

(Nope, not working.)
6:20 PM
A Concerned Citizen said…
DM, it's not worth it, if I did that then I would have to wonder about so many things, like what if i hadn't sold those original IBM and Microsoft stocks for a cow. This guy said he got some kid to give him the cow for some "magic beans" ahahahaha "magic beans"? that's rich
8:33 AM
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