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Bloodrayne is near

The inimitable Dr. Boll has a treat for us this weekend. His latest masterwork, Bloodrayne. Some lucky souls have been allowed to see the finished work. Unfortunately they all seem to be haters. But is that really so hard to understand? Most humans cannot comprehend the UB genius level. We hate that which we cannot understand. That said, these sots will have their eyes stabbed out as penance for their ignorance shortly.

But not us. We are ready for the weekend. We are going to prepare by fasting on nothing but blood until show time. This should get us into the mood. In fact, we're already in line at the Burbank 16. It's not very long yet, but if you wait until Friday to get your tickets you'll be very envious of our position in line.

The master calls us!

Comments

R. MacKay said…
I think you should drink more water.

I read somewhere that dehydration causes bad things to happen like fainting, dizziness, poor judgement and accepting life-threatening dares.

Smartwater is pretty tasty.

Salt is good for you too.
11:41 PM
A Concerned Citizen said…
You know when you were younger and your mom would ask you if so and so jumped of a cliff would you? Well if Uwe Boll was going to jump off a cliff I would. I would do anything that man tells me to do, follow him right into the gates of hell. Because you KNOW that is wear he is heading. MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!!!!!

I mean, yeas masster.
9:18 AM
Zach Pennington said…
If I could be in two places at once I would force both of you to bow down in supplication at the first showing Friday. But I currently can't, so the one of you closest to me on Friday will get the honor.

The unlucky one will be asked to flog themselves in penance later.
10:22 AM
R. MacKay said…
Ooo-ooo!

.... will you watch?
1:16 AM
Cad Grublygold said…
Bloodrayne you say? I'm standing in line for Big Momma two,I just can't wait for that one!!
3:22 PM
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