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"The Unicron says..."

The eyes of the 18" Transformers toy sitting on the small IKEA table in my office have started glowing on their own. I don't think they're supposed to do that... Could it be that he's displeased with the direction the movie is taking? He's not a Shia LeBouf fan?

Or maybe I'm in a Volkswagon commercial.

Time will tell...

Comments

A Concerned Citizen said…
With that many "stars" are they going to have any screen time for the robots?
10:01 AM
Zach Pennington said…
this is a good point. if they don't do the robots, they'll save a bundle on CGI. maybe what they'll do is have the actors play with the toys on-screen
2:02 PM
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