Richard Stallman's rider for speaking engagements.
Bus and train tickets:If you buy bus or train tickets for me, do not give my name! BigBrother has no right to know where I travel, or where you travel, orwhere anyone travels. If they arbitrarily demand a name, give a namethat does not belong to any person you know of. If they will check myID before I board the bus or train, then let's look for another wayfor me to travel. (In the US I never use long-distance trains becauseof their ID policy.)
Why anyone at this point would hire him to come speak is kind of odd, but the rider is full of unintentional hilarity.
Equally hilarious is this follow up by Glenn Fleishman.