Poster Review: Friends with Kids

Nicely kerned and leaded title on this. The first tagline makes sense, but why is there a second tagline in a different font? Odd choice.

The eyelines and planes of existence at the bottom would require some serious quantum computing to explain what's going on.

And now the Poster Review Players:

Maya Rudolph: You mean this isn't Bridesmaids 2?

Chris O'Dowd: Hey baby, you want to hear my stories from The IT Crowd? I've got an accent!

Kristen Wiiiiiiiiiig: I amso smmaaaaaashed!!!!!

John Hamm: I don't know who that blonde is, but I'm totally going to hit it.

Adam Scott: How did I get first billing?

Jennifer Westfeldt: How did I make the poster?

Megan Fox and Ed Burns: Seriously.

Comments

Clay and Adam are a couple of dorks.

But I certainly had nothing to do with this monstosity. Or did I?

Some things are better left uncovered

Sometimes you hear a cover and go to yourself, "hey, that's doper than Sam Perkins at Woodstock." Other times, you wonder (possibly aloud) "that no talent hack! They couldn't even carry [inset original artist here]'s guitar case!" [Ed. note: You should have seen what the author originally wanted to use as the carried item. Believe us, it wasn't a guitar case.] Today was an example of the second. Some fool whose name I cannot even spare the mental RAM for, has covered "High and Dry" by the esteemed Radiohead. This is up there. With the worst covers of all time. Some songs just don't ever need to be covered. Like this one. And like "It's My Life" by Talk Talk. But No Doubt did a decent job with that one, although they crapped all over it with that video. This one today was bad. When you do a cover, you're supposed to bring something to it. Maybe your sound is similar to the original artist's, an

You look like you are suffering from a towel deficiency.

This will help you with that—as soon as their ordering system is up and running. Until it is, they may give you some lemon-soaked paper napkins. Joy.

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