ZAPNotes

As a baker (intimate knowledge of butter wrappers) and a designer (intimate knowledge of printing technologies) I have yet to see sticks of butter with sides that perfectly flat, or wax paper that can be printed at what looks like about 600dpi with perfect color registration. This would have been so much color either without the insets, or if the insets looked like they'd been printed in one color with a coarse screen. Better yet, the heads would all be carved out of butter, since that's what the damn movie's about.

The only way that is JGL's head attached to that body is if: His neck is the longest neck ever recorded. His neck also includes at least 4 heavy duty VESA-certified pivot joints.

Based on this poster, I'm thinking what Butler really wants is Quaid. Brokeback Mondrian?

In case you'd didn't realize.

OK, who let the disc label desingner near the movie poster machine?

"A real thriller. Richard Gere has never been more intensely alive." WTF is "intensly alive"? Is it code for "dead eyes"? Because I've never seen a actor with eyes that looked more dead than they do right here.

Taken at El Presidio de Santa Barbara State Historic Park