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Whoa.

 "Will be remembered as one of the greatest movies ever made. 'Classic' isn't kind enough a word for this gem. The best film to be unleashed onto the public in 25 years!"
-- Alex Sandell, JUICY CEREBELLUM

Calm down, big boy. Calm down.

Comments

Latigo Flint said…
Check his shorts for protein stains!
2:09 AM
Captain Mog said…
I felt da' same way when da' Dawn of the Dead remake came out. You don't want ta' see me when Land of the Dead hits da' theaters.
5:43 PM
Jack Mercer said…
It was good, DM. Would give it a strong B+

-Jack
11:12 AM
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