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[does spit-take]

I'm not really sure what the theme of this blog is at this point, but it's mine, so suffer a Mac post.

The impossible has happened. Apple has made it easy to install Windows on an Intel iMac or MacBookPro. I can't think of an emoticon that would accurately show my level of surprise at this. I think this means that I have to run out and buy XP, just to do it. Gaaaahaak!

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(out of words)

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R. MacKay said…
A tad scary perhaps, but a shrewd move.

Handles those sticky die-hards who'd get a Mac except for those straggler apps that are "only for windows".

Maybe someday Microsoft will get smart and re-code windows like they're supposed to.

Macs are functionally and stylistically superior (as we know) and this'll just seal the deal.
3:09 AM
Latigo Flint said…
The use of Macs has long been proved to cure cancer.

(And PC users love Hitler.)
12:27 AM
Zach Pennington said…
Mac users have better orgasms.
4:03 PM
R. MacKay said…
Oh yes. Oh, yes we do.
11:57 PM
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