Anyone can do it! Just keep in mind to never use your source's name, and always play up a celebrity's reaction to something using the following words: Blast Slam Fuming Here's an example: "Latigo Flint blasted reports that his guns do not actually fire live ammunition." Use them in combination!: "Gil slammed fellow carnie Sal's insinuation that he got a bit too personal with a badger. "It was cold and he wasn't even there!" the one-eyed Whack 'em Cats operator fumed." That's right, kiddies. Anyone can write a gossip column. And with the internet, anyone can publish it, too! p.s. Don't forget to put a salacious slant on everything. And blow things out of proportion, too. In fact, you may want to change your middle name to that.
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Everquest 2? I still want to play Everquest 1. I've been looking for a place to throw my life away.
I hear Alexander hell-a sucked, no pun intended.
Gil--I have yet to find someone who saw the Doors more than once.
LBB--Thanks for stopping by.
Cad--Sometimes the hundreds of miles between here and Merced isn't far enough.
Myster--Cad is a former banker who lives under a bridge, so he may not be too up on current (or even 20 year-old) pop culture.