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Oh. My. God.

I just discovered that iTunes has Eddie Izzard albums available for purchase. I just give them my password and I get offbeat historical funny goodness delivered. straight. to. my. computer.

There goes my productivity for, oh, February. Joy.

iTMS, you are a diabolical mistress. Oh yes. Oh yes.

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Captain Mog said…
Hot Damn! Considering federal laws prohibit carnies frum havin’ credit cards good ol’ Darth is ganna’ be sendin poor ol’ Gil sum’ copyright infringed comedy. Eh?
10:38 AM
Anonymous said…
Wow. I'll wake the neighbors. You phone the kids.
12:49 PM
Mo said…
Is it bad that I can never understand a damn word that Eddie says? I think he's funny lookin', but I don't be understandin those fancy English words he be sayin.
3:14 PM
Latigo Flint said…
Le singe est sur la branche!!!

(Kid Relish told me to write that... I don't understand it but he insisted. Gunslingers don't watch Eddie Izzard specials.)
6:02 PM
You've Got What I Need... said…
Oh no, now why did you have to go and do that? I have stuff to do, and not I'm a good for nothing downloading comedy whore thanks to you!

Ah, bless!
6:34 PM
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