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¡Feliz cumpleaños mi amigo!

Hoy es cumpleaños de mi del amigo Latigo Flint. Le $5 deseo la gran diversión, puta de Tijuana y una botella del tequila más fino que una cuenta de dólar diez puede comprar.

También le daría un saludo de 21 armas (o deba que sea 29?), pero me parecía haber colocado mal mi arsenal entero.

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Latigo Flint said…
Muchas gracias a mi viejo amigo Darthmoridin. Que él siempre se olvida del día de mi nacimiento hincha mi corazón a estallar.
darthmoridin said…
De nada.
Myster said…
Ummm... happy birthday, Latigo? Or did you just buy a yacht? I'm not great with Spanish.
Si, si, Capitan.

Deseo que yo hablo mas espanol.

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