... overheard at various Oscar after-parties:
"I may have to re-think that whole 'I'm not going to do Daredevil 2' thing."
"Why is it so cold in here?"
-H.S.'s ass crack
"Mr. Hoffman, are you sure you want a fourth? The awards aren't even over yet."
-Kodak Theatre bartender
"Right off-stage was a pretty good place to watch. Yeah, we had the heart equipment with us. Those old timers can go at any time."
-On call paramedic
"Have you seen Lumet's daughter around?"
-every hetero male
"Fucking Kevin Costner. Who even remembers Dancing Wolves these days? They should make him give it back after The Postman"
"Nah, it's cool. I'm not bitter. At least I'm not Martin Scorsese. That old bastard must be going around the bend right now."
"It feels beyond good, what do you think?"
"What? Do something? Fuck-off! I'm off duty."
"Could be worse. We could be treated like writers."
-Nominees and winners for Sound, Sound Editing, Visual Effects, Art Direction, Makeup Design, Costume Design and those made-up short film and documentary categories.