Thursday, March 03, 2005

What if...

What if Harvey Weinstein and Michael Moore sat down to dinner and started eating each other? Would we wind up with a two-headed Jabba the Hutt? The Blob? The Return of Marlon Brando? Would we be overrun with a thousand mini-Harchaels like in Army of Darkness?

This is a question that needs an answer! We need to get a crack research staff on this.

1 comment:

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Now that's a question worth pondering. I think the result would be a huge, gay chocolate donut. But I'm open to other theories.