Time Is Running Out

It appears one of our MM items from last week is now incorrect. Which is not the same as being incorrect when we published it. We here at JAD like to think that we are 101% accurate 99% of the time. So there.

On with the correction!

Jessica Alba is, in fact, very interested in one night stands. This news comes via The Sun, which means that it's practically the word of God*.

The queue starts to the left, boys. Please try to be orderly about this.

* If God were very, very drunk, and having a bitchy row with some nuns.

Comments

Anonymous said…

Already worked my way through that line.

6:53 PM

Kid Relish said…

Christ - a poser slut! What the hell are we gonna see next? One of these days I'm gonna burn Hollywood to the ground.

"...palm trees are candles in the murder wind..." - Bad Religion

9:26 PM

Clay and Adam are a couple of dorks.

But I certainly had nothing to do with this monstosity. Or did I?

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