Imagine if the internet had been invented 100 years earlier. Or even earlier than that. Of course, that might mean that a lot of other things would have to be invented first, like monitors, keyboards, computers and toilet paper, but let's skip all that.
What kind of blogs have we missed out on? Let's jump into an alternate universe and find out!
[waiting.]
OK, good. You've made it! Let's look at some of these blogs!:
Spreading the Word
M.
This blog reads kind of like the Bible. Very dry. A lot of "Shalt Nots" and so on. I don't think this guy got laid very much.
The Big Fat Roman Orgy
B.
Wow. This was one catty bitch. He spent post after post whining about his boss. Boring!
The Vicious Blog
D. Parker
And I thought the last one was catty. This reads like a Ted Casablanca column, only literate. Stank of gin, too.
Killed Another One
W. H. McCarty
Thrilling recounts of gunplay, fast horses and dirty women. Every other post was about some guy that mouthed off to him and got a gut full of lead for his troubles. I think this guy was on the run a lot. Must have had a wireless connection.
Do Bloggers Dream of Electric Sheep?
P. K. Dick
Trippy. I think this blog is from the future somehow--but written by me? And now I'm reading it via an alternate universe... Gotta lay off the ether.
What kind of blogs have we missed out on? Let's jump into an alternate universe and find out!
[waiting.]
OK, good. You've made it! Let's look at some of these blogs!:
Spreading the Word
M.
This blog reads kind of like the Bible. Very dry. A lot of "Shalt Nots" and so on. I don't think this guy got laid very much.
The Big Fat Roman Orgy
B.
Wow. This was one catty bitch. He spent post after post whining about his boss. Boring!
The Vicious Blog
D. Parker
And I thought the last one was catty. This reads like a Ted Casablanca column, only literate. Stank of gin, too.
Killed Another One
W. H. McCarty
Thrilling recounts of gunplay, fast horses and dirty women. Every other post was about some guy that mouthed off to him and got a gut full of lead for his troubles. I think this guy was on the run a lot. Must have had a wireless connection.
Do Bloggers Dream of Electric Sheep?
P. K. Dick
Trippy. I think this blog is from the future somehow--but written by me? And now I'm reading it via an alternate universe... Gotta lay off the ether.
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