Dumbass alert level orange

I cannot believe that people are this stupid. Call me crazy, but I don't think it's a sound operating basis to publically talk about potential targets that you "can't believe the terrorists haven't attacked." This ranks up there with the pre-911 science channel documentary that revealed that the way to topple the towers would be to fly a plane into them. I'm pretty sure that some terrorists can speak (and maybe even read!) english.

So he's stupid and/or evil (probably both). I long for the days when the only times we used the term FUD were to describe Microsoft's operations.

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Clay and Adam are a couple of dorks.

But I certainly had nothing to do with this monstosity. Or did I?

Some things are better left uncovered

Sometimes you hear a cover and go to yourself, "hey, that's doper than Sam Perkins at Woodstock." Other times, you wonder (possibly aloud) "that no talent hack! They couldn't even carry [inset original artist here]'s guitar case!" [Ed. note: You should have seen what the author originally wanted to use as the carried item. Believe us, it wasn't a guitar case.] Today was an example of the second. Some fool whose name I cannot even spare the mental RAM for, has covered "High and Dry" by the esteemed Radiohead. This is up there. With the worst covers of all time. Some songs just don't ever need to be covered. Like this one. And like "It's My Life" by Talk Talk. But No Doubt did a decent job with that one, although they crapped all over it with that video. This one today was bad. When you do a cover, you're supposed to bring something to it. Maybe your sound is similar to the original artist's, an

You look like you are suffering from a towel deficiency.

This will help you with that—as soon as their ordering system is up and running. Until it is, they may give you some lemon-soaked paper napkins. Joy.

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