Thursday, December 23, 2004

Happy Birthday, Corey Haim

The Lost Boys star is 33 today. He doesn't look a day over 40. But alas, rumor has it that his bid to become his generation's Keith Richards is over. I guess not everyone can achieve greatness.

Corey, if Lost Boys 2 never happens, we'll consider you for a role in Showgirls 2:The Cleavage Runs Deep, which is in development.


jeff dandel said...

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Teaspoon said...

aah Corey Haim, the (he he) more (he he) successful (he he) Corey.

Alas for pour Corey Feldman, did he even do anything else since Lost Boys, and yes I know that he made a couple of B-movies but seriously folks.

darthmoridin said...

Feldman was the voice of Donatello! For shame!

Teaspoon said...

Ah yes Donatello and then busted for Drugs and missed TMNT II and then came back for TMNT III and who, besides me, could forget Bordello of Blood.

To the Corey's.

Rube Waddell said...

I despise reality television... but a Corey's reality show? The Corey Show™ It's a winner.

The Coreys would be given one million dollars to make their comeback movie. They have to write, produce, cast and direct it. Or hire people to on their limited budget.

On the next COREY SHOW™: A shocking revelation, was Feldman fondled by Jacko? Did Haim spend the entire budget on hookers, blow and Jim beam? tune in next week!

This is a CAN'T MISS show... and yes... I have copyrighted the concept with the WGA.

Latigo Flint said...

The Corey Show - The Comeback Movie easily cracks the top ten best ideas Latigo Flint has ever heard. It nudges the repeating rifle down to eleven and coming from Latigo Flint that means a lot!

Myster said...

You guys aren't girls so you probably don't truly appreciate how very beautiful Corey Feldman is. Or was, anyway. I haven't seen him in a few years.